My First Bacon Plush & Mr. Bacon Magnet

It's a fantastic week for new bacon stuff. I actually have been meaning to get some skull stuff up here but these new items are too fantastic not to post right away.

What was once only a cruel April Fool's joke is now really real. Think Geek had such great feedback on the My First Bacon plush that they managed to get it out just in time for the holidays.

My First Bacon Plush - $19.99

• Says "I'm bacon!" when you squeeze him
  
• A whopping 19" tall by 7" wide
  
• Mechanical animated mouth
  
• Velveteen pork flesh and super soft fleece fat

Use code BACONTRANCE for $10 off orders of $40 or more @ Think Geek, good through 11/12/10 at 11:59 PM ET.

As a bonus, you can download the My First Bacon Ringtone for free! For the .m4r (iPhone) version, right- or control-click here to save the zipped file, then unzip. For the .mp3 version, right- or control-click here.

Also new today from Archie McPhee is the Mr. Bacon Jumbo Magnet.
Great for your fridge or your car, this magnet is an amazing 15" tall and only $7.95.



My birthday is coming up in December. Just sayin'.

Diablo the Satanic Chicken Action Figure

Finding this toy online today almost made me wet my pants. How could you not love a satanic chicken that comes with a skull head and a piece of bacon?

Diablo the Satanic Chicken Action Figure



Diablo's head can be replaced with his Human Skull for some skull-chicken action and comes with the most fabulous accessories:

* one (1) Human Skull
* one (1) Satanic Whoopee Cushion
* one (1) Necronomicon, 2nd. Ed.
* three (3) pc. Oversized Novelty Bacon


Full of awesome.

Skulls From China!

I've been working crazy hours and haven't been able to rustle up as much free time as I'd like to come and post here. I'm trying though, I hate to feel like I am neglecting Skulls & Bacon!

Yesterday I came across this fun little Skull Cup Holder for your car. It clips to your air vent and pretty inexpensive even coming from China ($6.69 & $5.49 shipping).



The best part however, are the descriptions on this website. Some good Engrish always gets me smiling.

"It makes you drink handily and really enhance your enjoyment while driving."

So obviously I had to look around the site some more to see what other gems were floating about. This one is insane...
Battery Powered Like Real Hamburger Sonant Prank Trick Funny Toy - $7.19



You can use Tricky Hamburger Toy as a perfect gift!
When you open this Tricky Hamburger, it will come out a skull suddenly and it is fearful.
The fearful skull inside the hamburger is flexible and can be folded together.

I must have it!

PC Desktop Computer Skull Fan Grill Dust Cover - $2.69


Pretty awesome although the back of my computer pretty much never sees the light of day.

Funny Grinding Skeleton Grinder Kids Toy - $21.69


-This Funny Skeleton Toy is a very funny Kids Toy with a famous proverb: Money makes the mare go.
-A super funny Grinder Toy for your kids who is ups to 3 years old
-Open the up cover of millstone, put some shampoo in it.
-Put a coin into the rectangle hole and then you can see the skeleton is grinding for money with flashing. When the foam falls off, open the up cover, put some shampoo and water in the millstone will be ok.

Wow, ok. Money makes the mare go? I'm really confused.
Especially cool is that this is good for kids up to 3 years old. Who's handing their 2 year old coins and shampoo?

This one is included just because of the description:
Jeans Gas Cigarette Lighter - $5.69


-Brand new high quality lighter, never used
-Great GIFT for birthday, Christmas, anniversary, wedding ... etc

Really? Awesome, I know what my friends are getting for their wedding present! Anyhow, take a look around the site, it's pretty amusing. And I'm real close to getting that prank hamburger skull thingy.

Bacon Wallet & Breakfast Floss

Perpetual Kid is one of my all-time favorite stores for random funny gifts. I subscribe to the "one for you, two for me" school of gift giving. Anyhow, I was browsing the new items and came across some to share...

BRINGING THE BACON WALLET - $22.99


This isn't the first bacon wallet out there and it probably won't be the last, but I like it. Plus it got me thinking that we should do away with money and just use bacon as currency.

I know there's already Bacon Floss available but this BREAKFAST FLOSS (coming soon!) is a little bit different. Coffee, Bacon and Waffles! I'll let you know when this one becomes available.



There's lots of non-bacon and skull things that tickle my fancy too. Like these bithday candles:

LIT! DOOBIE BIRTHDAY CANDLES - $5.99


and this liquid soap dispenser:

NOSE GEL DISPENSER WITH GEL - $14.99


I'll be back with more from Perpetual Kid soon enough. Right now I have to move away from the computer or I'll be spending my rent bacon on shower noses and joint candles.

Giant Remote-Control Ant w/ Skull Remote

Need a last minute present? If it wasn't for the crystal Skull Remote, I probably wouldn't give this Indiana Jones toy a second look. But the remote is really cool and I'm sure some kids would love to terrorize their siblings with Giant remote-control ant that scurries and moves like the real thing and features a scissor-action mandible. Plus it's on clearance at JC Penny for $19.99.



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Play-Doh Bacon Breakfast Time

I don't get out to toy stores much but I really should make a point of it. If I had, I surely would have picked up this Play-Doh Breakfast Time Set while it was still readily available. Bacon Play-Doh mold! You can still find it on Amazon but the sellers want anywhere from $34.95 to $99.99 for it. Still $34.95 doesn't seem too terrible to be able to squeeze out some Play-Doh bacon with the family.



Another amazing Play-Doh set that is now hard to come by is Play-Doh Operation. How morbidly wonderful is this?




Seems like this was mainly available in the UK and you can still find it online if you search hard enough. Someone needs to keep me up to date on these things.

Smorkin' Smoking Breakfast Toys w/ Bacon!

This is some mean looking breakfast. Frank Kozik's serving up a Smorkin' Breakfast and these little pissed off looking figures make me smile. On the menu: Angry Smorkin' Bacon, Crack'd Egg, Stale Donut and Toast and a mug of Bitter Coffee. I need more toys like a need a hole in my head, but I'm stopping at UrbanOutfitters on the way home and they'd better have this set in stock.