Thursday, February 11, 2016

Make A Bacon Bouquet For Valentine's Day

It's almost Valentine's Day and you're probably looking for a way to impress your significant other, right?
Follow these easy steps and you can give your sweetie an edible bouquet of bacon roses!

All you need is bacon, toothpicks, and some plastic floral stems (find them at most craft stores, like Michael's.)

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Bacon Scented Underwear

J&D's have come up with another fabulous bacon innovation - Bacon Scented Underwear!

Marrying the ultimate in comfort and cured meat, J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments.

bacon scented underwear for womenbacon scented underwear for men

The scent of bacon is embedded in the ink. The smell of bacon will last through multiple wash cycles and wearings so your underwear should continue to smell like bacon for up to 6 months or even a year. A bargain at $19.99. Valentine's Day is in three short weeks and I can't think of a better gift for your bacon-loving significant other!

Friday, January 8, 2016

IT Luggage Skull Embossed 3 Pc Luggage Set

How many pieces of luggage does it make sense for one person to own? I already have a different skull piece from IT luggage, and it's really nice (I get compliments when I'm traveling all the time) and I just purchased a different one a few months ago. So, do I need another 3 piece set? Nope. Do I really really want it? Yep. The sale is only on for a couple more days, but $159.99 for a 3 piece set of this quality is fantastic. My finger's on the trigger....

IT Luggage Skull Emboss 3 Pc Spinner Luggage SetIT Luggage Skull Emboss 3 Pc Spinner Luggage Set

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Skull Chef's Knife by KAI

Williams-Sonoma has this exclusive chef's knife with detailed skull art on the blade on sale for $15.96. (Reg. price $25)

Skull Chef's Knife from Williams-Sonoma
I didn't post this until I made sure I ran to the store to pick up one for myself. I couldn't risk having it sell out before I got there.

Friday, September 18, 2015

Sizzl - The Bacon Dating App You've Been Waiting For

Oscar Mayer has launched a dating app for bacon lovers called Sizzl.

Eric Dahmer, the marketing director at Oscar Mayer, said in the company’s announcement: “With the launch of Sizzl, we’re thrilled to give our true bacon lovers the chance to find each other and potentially meet their soulmates, in life and in bacon.”

Instead of swiping, you hold your finger down on the screen. The longer you hold, the higher the "Sizzl-meter" rises, and if you and your potential date happen to sizzle each other at a similar level, you'll be registered as a match.

Unfortunately for millions of bacon fanatics out there looking for love, Sizzl is exclusive to iOS and only available on iPhones 5 and up. Get it here.

Friday, August 28, 2015


If the board game Monopoly doesn't include enough bacon for you, you're in luck because now there's Bacon-Opoly. Buy your favorite bacon delicacies then collect Pounds of Pork and trade them in for Smokehouses and up the rent!