Sizzl Bacon Scented Dryer Sheets

Too bad this is just an empty box because I kind of wish these Sizzl bacon scented dryer sheets were real. That said, IMHO, it's worth the $7.73 to be able to trick your friends into thinking that's what you really got them as a gift.

Skull Diapers!

How freakin' cute are these? The Honest Company makes eco-friendly diapers are extra soft, hypoallergenic, free of chlorine processing & risky additives (like fragrances, lotions, and latex). And they've got SKULLS on them! Almost makes me wish I had a baby to put them on.

Sugar Skull Dog Bed

I'm sad that I missed this Sugar Skull Dog Pillow from Free People because it's the coolest dog bed I've ever seen. There was one left when I looked last night and now it's gone. Hopefully they'll restock? Then again, at $128.00, I don't think I'd even let my dirty dog sit on it.

Little Caesars Bacon Wrapped Crust Deep Dish Pizza

There's no Little Caesars close to me, so sadly, I probably won't get to try this. But even if I could, I don't think my review could top this guys.

Boink N Oink Bacon Lube

Ever think to yourself, "I really need some sugar-free, Kosher, Bacon Lube?" If so, you're in luck!

X-Ray Anatomical Skull Shower Curtain

I freaking LOVE this X-Ray Anatomical Skull Shower Curtain from shopplasticland.com. It's only $22.00 and although I already have a skull shower curtain, it never hurts to have a back up.

Bacon-Related Declaration T-Shirt

Bacon Related Declaration T-Shirt - Clearance at Perpetual Kid. Limited sizes left but only $7.49!