Thursday, October 2, 2008

The Holy Church of Bacon

I have just joined The Holy Church of Bacon. (Please don't tell my rabbi!)

I have been enlightened by reading this wiki, Baconic Brothers and Sisters.

The Holy Book of Bacon gives us the The Five Baconic Laws

  • Thou shalt not consider Bacon on the same level as any other food, as it is above all.
  • Thou shalt not consume imitation Bacon.
  • Thou shalt not stop pursuing Baconlightenment until it is reached.
  • Thou shalt not forget to consume Bacon for ten days.
  • Thou shalt spread the word of Bacon to all

Also I have been able to read up on the National Bacon Party and Bacon in Science.

Particularly intruiging is the Big Bacon theory vs. Bacogenesis.

The Holy Church of Bacon needs your help to spread this delicious religion. Go to the Community Portal to see how you can get involved.

Bacon be with you.


  1. A delicious tasting religion. :)

  2. I have been enlightened by your inspiring words of wisdom. There is nothing as beautiful as bacon in the universe. Bacon is above all and holy to the bacon brothers, the bacon will conquer all, it's just a matter of time. You will see...

    ... All of you bastards will see.......

  3. hey-- that book mark of yours needs to be replaced with---ready? Bacon! This one:

  4. Anonymous, that's the image file I have up already.