Just heard it's going to rain tomorrow and I need a new umbrella.


Tuesday, March 1, 2016
Sourpuss Anatomical Skull Umbrella
Friday, August 7, 2015
Thursday, April 23, 2015
Wednesday, March 4, 2015
Boink N Oink Bacon Lube
Ever think to yourself, "I really need some sugar-free, Kosher, Bacon Lube?" If so, you're in luck!

Thursday, December 15, 2011
PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer
I know it's been too long since I've put up a new post and I have so many great skull things that would have been good for holiday presents too, but sometimes real life just gets in the way. However, nothing could break me out of my funk faster than this.
PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer - $3.99

As soon as I saw this, I had to run to post it as fast as I could.
PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer will give your hands the distinct odor of crisp, delicious bacon. Be germ-free and smell like delicious meat? Yes, please!
Monday, March 8, 2010
Back In Business
Well, I'm a little bit poorer but I have a brand spankin' new computer. I suppose not having a computer at home for a few weeks was a much needed break but really it just felt like torture.
Archie McPhee must have known that I was gonna blog today because they decided to release this super Sizzling Bacon Coin Purse this morning.
Each 3-1/4" x 4" glossy faux canvas coin purse features a joyous Mr. Bacon sizzling in a frying pan. At only $2.50, you'll still have some coins to put away.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Bacon Squeezins Water Bottle
Have I ever told you how much I love Archie McPhee? They really have the market cornered as far as whimsical bacon stuff goes. Their newest is this fantastic stainless steel bacon water bottle featuring Mr. Bacon ($11.95). Obviously, I need this for my office, where my co-workers would probably not be at all surprised if I was actually sipping on Bacon Squeezins and not silly ole' water.
Bacon Squeezins Water Bottle
Monday, July 6, 2009
Bacon Soap & The Bacon Belt
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Archie McPhee knows which side of the bread their butter is on. It's on the bacon side.
The enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! Each marbled bar has the words "Bacon Soap" embossed on top and comes in a fancy 3-3/4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" tin. The tin alone is worth the price!

A soft vinyl Bacon Belt with a metal buckle fits waist sizes 30" to 40" which should give you ample room to grow out your bacon belly. I'm pretty sure every one of my friends will be getting this for a birthday or christmas gift sometime soon.
Skulls & Bacon Shirts and More!
I spent tonight playing around on Zazzle and creating some Skulls & Bacon merchandise. I've been dying to get my logo on a shirt and mousepad but I set up some other stuff such as aprons, mugs and stamps. Please take a look at the Skulls & Bacon store and please let me know if you have any feedback for me.
Here's a few examples:
If there's a product you would like and don't see it, just drop me a line!
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Bacon Lube Is Coming!
For Real B.
You may remember the fake bacon products I posted on April Fool's Day. Well, the good (and smart!) folks over at BaconSalt got so much positive feedback on the Bacon Lube that they decided to make it a reality.
On Tuesday, May 12th, the first samples of BaconLube arrived at J&D's Foods global HQ in Seattle, WA. Behold!
I'm not sure how long it takes for products to go from samples to ready to buy, but I'm hoping we'll be able to pre-order this otherwise it might be akin to trying to find a Cabbage Patch doll in 1983.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Breakfast Floss
Bacon, Coffee and Waffles OH MY! I promised ya I'd let you know when these were made available. Why go with plain old Bacon Floss when you can pick up a three pack of Breakfast Floss for only $5.99? 
Also had to throw this in because I love these ABC (already been chewed!) Gum Magnets. Gross and fun! Why don't I think of these things?
Monday, April 13, 2009
Skull-Embossed Digital Watch from Lucky Brands
I'm totally in love with this men's Skull-Embossed Digital Watch from Lucky Brands. Not only does it have skulls on the silvertone rectangular case but the blank leather strap is Skull-embossed as well. Bonus that it's has bright red digital numbers so I can see the time when I am at a dimly lit club. Plus, I suck at telling time.
This Digital Skull watch is only $52.99 at Overstock. It's still $90.00 over at Macys.com and was originally $150. Bargain! As always, only $2.95 for shipping and limited inventory so make your move quick on this.
I'm really really tempted to get one for myself even though I'm not sure a men's watch will fit me. I'm pretty sure I can make it fit.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Skull & Bacon Cardholders
Once again I have Bacon Unwrapped to thank for this latest find.
Eleven Eleven makes these handmade, stylish cardholders and the great taste to offer up skull AND bacon designs. Carry your essentials: business cards, credit cards, and ID's when you need to travel light.


Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Wooden Earbuds by Skull Candy
Carved real wood earbuds, with laser-cut aluminum accents - a serious (and
eco-friendly) upgrade from you're your standard-issue white plastic buds. They're costly and I don't usually spend this much on headphones mainly because I don't take care of them so well. But these...are just too awesome. Wooden earbuds with skulls? Love it.












