Sizzl Bacon Scented Dryer Sheets

Too bad this is just an empty box because I kind of wish these Sizzl bacon scented dryer sheets were real. That said, IMHO, it's worth the $7.73 to be able to trick your friends into thinking that's what you really got them as a gift.

Bacon is my religion

My friend Adam snapped this pic somewhere in London and I just had to share.

"Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons."

But I thought even pigs love bacon?

On a recent trip to Disney World, my friend Greg made Piglet cry.

Just a little funny for your Friday

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Natalie Dee Must Be In My Head Today

I love Natalie Dee!

You Dropped Your Food....

Is it Bacon?


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You Had Me At Bacon

SnorgTees has this awesome bacon t-shirt among many other funny as hell tees.



I'm gonna have to make room in my t-shirt drawer for this one.

Caffeinated Candy Energy Bacon

Caffeine+Bacon+Candy=WIN! This video from the Trailer Park Cooking Show Cookin' With Jolene shows you how you can whip up this amazing concoction in your own kitchen.



Jolene The Trailer Park Queen has an entire YouTube channel dedicated to teaching trailer park people, rednecks and white trash how to do things with class. Funny stuff and lots to see there.

Meanwhile, I have got to try to make this Candy Energy Bacon!

The Case of the Missing Bacon

Numerous times during my bacon research I have come across news stories of stolen bacon. You know how it is when you need your bacon fix and you're a little short on cash. This story however, made me laugh so I needed to share:

A St. Anne (Illinois) resident reported that $10.18 worth of lunch meats and a slab of bacon were stolen from her car. She told police she came home from a store where she bought the meats and left them inside of her car with all of the windows rolled down while she went inside to eat some watermelon, sheriff's reports said. An old Polaroid camera, also in the car, was missing as well.

Really? She wanted to eat the watermelon so bad that she couldn't carry $10 worth of bacon into the house?

Obviously, bacon burglary is more common than one would think and stores need to protect themselves. For example:



More via passiveaggressivenotes.com (a fabulous, fabulous site)

Some stores, however, have not gotten the memo yet:

Is that three pounds of bacon in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Again? What's with the bacon in the pants?

And one of the more recent cases of The Bacon Bandit.

So many more instances, I could keep going but I'll save them for another installment of The Bacon Files. Until then, watch your bacon and keep it safe! And if you really need a piece of watermelon that bad, take your bacon with you.