PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer

I know it's been too long since I've put up a new post and I have so many great skull things that would have been good for holiday presents too, but sometimes real life just gets in the way. However, nothing could break me out of my funk faster than this.

PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer - $3.99

As soon as I saw this, I had to run to post it as fast as I could.

PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer will give your hands the distinct odor of crisp, delicious bacon. Be germ-free and smell like delicious meat? Yes, please!